Letters

  • Dear Loyal Plumbing, Rapid City SD
    You suck!
  • To the marketing people at Kellogg’s Cereal
    To the individual or team that had the idea to package the multi-grain cardboard crap in nearly the same container as the original… You are evil. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. Sincerely, Everybody whose taste buds work better than their eyes.
  • Dear Rick
    The court said I needed to publish something publicly before I sell your shit. Consider this my interpretation and fulfillment. -Sandy
  • To the Red Camry driver on I-80
    On May 2, 2023, you were heading west, near Rock Springs. About 3:00 PM. Your hair is gorgeous. – The Silver RAM

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