Letters!
…we wish we could send!
The Purpose
How many times have you wanted to write a letter to some jackass on the road, or the cute guy at the end of the hall of your apartment building, or your state Attorney General, but didn’t know how or just decided against it? OR, you did write that letter and it was really good… but didn’t have an name or an address or didn’t want to be on somebody’s radar.
Recent Letters
To the marketing people at Kellogg’s Cereal
To the individual or team that had the idea to package the multi-grain cardboard crap in nearly the same container as the original… You are evil. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. Sincerely, Everybody whose taste buds work better than their eyes.
Dear Rick
The court said I needed to publish something publicly before I sell your shit. Consider this my interpretation and fulfillment. -Sandy
To the Red Camry driver on I-80
On May 2, 2023, you were heading west, near Rock Springs. About 3:00 PM. Your hair is gorgeous. – The Silver RAM